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Harleyquin

(Har-Lee-Quin)

Was a characture in pantomime and comedy, who capers and acts like a clown. HE wears a tight-fitting costume covered with diamond-shaped patches of bright colors. The part began in Italian comedy durring the 1500's.

In most Batman vs Joker DC & Gaming ideas, Harleyquin is depicted as a sociopathic partner to the vilianis Joker. Nemesis to the Batman, she plunders to foil every attempt by the Batman to stop their crime spree.
Did you see the way Harleyquin was able to fondle the strings of his ukulele on the stage?

Harleyquin: But Mr. J, who's the stupid one now? That Batbrain is just dying to get his hands on our plan. do we Ice him?

Santma: Darndeling, would you like to visit Paris? You could laugh with me a bit watching the Harlequins dance in tights, while our noses get tickled.

Plause: Well, you've never asked me that before. Have you gone mad?

Santma: No, I'm scrintching my nose in thought is all. Are you afraid Harleyquin is going to drop acid in your pea soup when you pretend you're Batman in tights insted?

Plause: Stop being such a smart ass!

Santma: Like that's ever gonna happen!
by SLIPSRETURNEDCARDINHAND August 16, 2012
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Harlequin fetus

An inhumanly disturbing birth defect. A victim would have extremely hard, bleach-white skin, and possibly red blotches near its eyes. As the word harlequin suggests, it has abnormally-shaped skin which breaks off easily, as well as odd-looking lips. It does not live to be very long, as it loses too much blood.
Seriously, PLEASE don't look it up. I know I sound like a chicken, but believe me, there is nothing worse I have seen in my entire life.
It is hard to believe that the harlequin fetus is human.
by chicken December 19, 2003
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Harlequin

Known as King, from the Seven Deadly Sins. He is a sloth which means that he is very lazy but to protect the ones he loves he is willing to go all out.
Harlequin is a crush to many girls but his only eye is on Diane.
by SEVENDEADLYSINSTRUEFAN October 19, 2018
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the bubbling harlequin

the act of queefing during menstration, producing a red blood bubble.
i went to give suzie a fish kiss but she surprised me with the bubbling harlequin.
by gaylobeles love guy tomorrow October 30, 2008
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harlequin fetus

The most disturbing picture I have ever been tricked into Googling up in my entire life. It's a picture of a fetus with bleach-white skin that is incredibly hard. It is almost completely deformed, and has hideous red blotches for eyes. Believe me when I say that YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT.
John, a mean and selfish person who does not care about other people, tricked Rob into looking at a harlequin fetus image, and he was scarred for the rest of his life.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005
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Harlequin

The old medieval term used for English longbowmen meaning: The devils kin, or spawn of satan.
English Longbowmen a.k.a Harlequin, the devils kin.
by Harlequin from ET February 7, 2005
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harlequin fetus

i believed in god, until i gave birth to a harlequin fetus
by matt benyo August 21, 2007
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