max harlan

The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.

idiot ethan max harlan

by EMR976751 February 15, 2014

Harlan Spoilers

When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.

Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...

by NOT-TNTman May 27, 2023

Father Harlan

Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.

Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.

Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.

by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021

A Taylor Harlan

A very sweet and special woman. She'll talk to you about anything and legitimately cares. She is also very beautiful with a good sense of humor, and doesn't mind a corny line or two to thrown at her. She is rather confusing at times though, and will throw out mixed feelings about how she feels. She usually has a boyfriend to make things complicated and to assure you're in the friend zone, even if you thought there was something there. Then you don't know what to do because she stops talking to you and you feel like an ass because you don't want her out of your life but you can't deny you're in love with her.

Man that chick is such a taylor harlan, everytime I get close to her I get stuck In the friend zone

by Vladimir_770 December 18, 2013

Harlan DuPree

Anus gargling faggot

Daniel is a Harlan DuPree

by heapsnake October 5, 2012

harlan mann

a total wanker with poofy hair and glasses and he wears a squeaky jacket and throws his snot rags at people

his laugh is annoying and he smells like old people

and he also has funny taste in music

basically he sucks

jees you are such a harlan when you sodomize those goats

by becca January 20, 2005

harlan mann

someone who smells like boiled vegetables

basically they sucks

you are such a harlan when you sodomize those goats

by becca January 20, 2005