Hard

Anyone who eats their porridge exclusively with bananas.

Heard he eats his porridge with bananas, hard bastard.

by Hardman Bananaman April 10, 2019

Hard

Slang for crack cocaine.

" she been smoking that hard "

by T0adi1y 5t0n3d April 13, 2019

Hard

Something that is difficult or unable to complete.

My work is very hard.

by BatchaGamez January 21, 2019

Hard

New Zealand slang for relating to or agreeing with something, similar to saying “me” or “same” to a statement.

“Yo I could go for some Macca’s right now”

“Hard oh my god”

“Jessica’s kinda being a bitch today”
“Hard she’s fucking me off”

“Honestly I can’t be arsed to do the homework for maths”
“Hard”

by twinklebich September 13, 2019

Hard

When you totally and utterly agree with something.

Question: How good was that kebab?

Response: Hard!

by McGoonster October 5, 2009

Hard

<adj> British slang

1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.

1) "Keith is hard, last week he totally fucked over Bilbo."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

Hard

It’s... Well... let me tell you in a song. A parade I made up from Linkin Park “Numb”. If you don’t know the song, look it up first. Anyway here we go!

“I’ve become so hard

I am hear you moan

Become so hard

So much more like this

I’m becoming this

All I want to do is to fuck you more

And to cum on you”

I am so hard right now

by The Dirty One :) March 6, 2019