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woko haram

A portmanteau of woke and Boko Haram. The fundamentalist cult of Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity.
When Nancy dared to question the legitimacy of replacing the school's own flag with the Homosexual Pride one, Woko Haram issued a fatwa against her and she was #cancelled from polite society, losing her job, her family, her friends, her dignity, and her self-respect.
by pseudoraphael November 3, 2019
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Harambe flipping

Taking LSD and Viagra at the same time.
Yeah, Harambe flipping might be the real deal. I think I'm done with LSD for a while now...
by logusviringenious August 15, 2016
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Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016
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harambe

An innocent gorilla that was killed because some stupid mother couldn't keep track of her child.
by D12434132 July 9, 2016
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Harambeism

The belief that the Gorilla shot on the 28th of may (Cincinnati Zoo) is truly a being of divine power, or a deity. It is often practiced in extremism.

Dicks Out For Harambe
Guy 1: "Dude whats with everyone saying 'dicks out for harambe' lol it was just a Gorilla"
Guy 2: "How dare you mock Harambeism, You fucking Heretic! dicks out! dicks out!"
by Freemanism July 31, 2016
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harambe

My best friend. Some idiot was blind and didnt see their stupid kid go into his cage. Harambe was trying to carry the kid out of the cage but dummies killed him and now he lives too far away now in heaven. He was my bae and now he's gone!!! It's over isn't it, why can't I move on...
He will come back and haunt the stupid parents, the kid, and his killers, he will represent the code of harambe, an eye for an eye, because he will kill them too and send them to hell. He will reside in the afterlife where I will see him again 100 years later because I too will become a legend.
1 like=1,000,000 prayers
I remember harambe, do you?
by John the addictive October 11, 2016
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Boko Harambe

A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.
Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"
by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016
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