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happy-hour 

Derived from the mullet-descriptor 'business in the front, party in the back', the stage where a man's hair is too long in the back to be considered acceptable or uniform with the rest of the hair, and too short to be considered a mullet.
Person 1: " Dude, what's going on with your hair? Two more weeks without a trim and you'll be a full on Joe Dirt."

Person 2: "Yeah, I know; I need to get rid of this happy-hour ASAP! And, its pronounced 'Dirte.'"

happy hour hottie 

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..
travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."
happy hour hottie by the travinator September 26, 2005

happy hour friend 

Work friends than one is slightly sociable with. You would go with them to happy-hour after work, but never hang out with on the weekend.
Mike's just a happy hour friend. He's cool enough, but it's always shop talk with him. I don't need that s**t on the weekend.
happy hour friend by Spargelhorst August 24, 2008

Happy hour clan 

Happy hour clan is the best friend group ever!! 💙♥️

happy hour in the shower 

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.
1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

happy hour time

A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.

B AND A AND U
Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?