Spam-handed

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.

The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018

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left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

by Andrew C October 17, 2005

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Kazutora Hanemiya

Misunderstood, hot as hell, 10/10 would let him step on me

Girl: Omg isn’t my s/o hot!
Girl 2: But have you seen Kazutora Hanemiya?

by KazutorasFutureWife January 15, 2022

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left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

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Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

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