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hansel and gretelling

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.
I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?
by odie74 September 20, 2016
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Hansel trippin

When you are innocently walking to a table with a tray of yummy newbuild food and a ladder throws itself down in your path causing you to trip and throw all your yummy newbuild food on the carpet of a newly built cruise ship without causing any bodily harm to yourself
I went Hansel trippin today during dinner
by Resting ladders March 20, 2021
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Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.
"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"
by Rachel nok November 23, 2021
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Hansel and Gretel

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.
I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.
by WarrenGold August 29, 2018
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Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018
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Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011
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hansel and gretel

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002
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