Hannukah Lewinsky

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

by andy1 September 9, 2006

Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.

My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.

by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006

Hannumas

A blending of the Christian and Jewish holidays of Christmas and Hanukkah, usually celebrated by interfaith families. Hannumas begins at sundown on December 24th and ends eight days later on January 1st. Hannumas ends, and a new year begins.

Hannumas is celebrated with both a tree and a menorah. Small gifts are given out each night as the menorah is lit.

Lorelai sat by the tree and opened the gift from her grandfather on the third night of Hannumas.

by Stormweather January 1, 2012

hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )

joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!

by no one of concern June 22, 2009

Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion

God, you’re such a Jacob Hanukkah

by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019

Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.

Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah

by evabevabaltus March 27, 2011

hanukkah bush

a jewish christmas tree.

yo, lets go out and cut us down a hanukkah bush!

by emixzy December 22, 2008