hannukwanzmas 

A generic, politically correct holiday observed primarily by government and civil employees in the United States, usually during the month of December, and designed to replace all cultural and religious observations with one secular event compliant with Supreme Court rulings under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

DMV Bureaucrat: "Have a jolly hannukwanzmas!"

Loser: "Fuckin A, man! It was Mother's Day when I first got in line!"

hannukwanzmas by yule_log December 19, 2010

Hanukwanzmas 

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".

Have a happy Hanukwanzmas

Hanukwanzmas by blind_assassin December 27, 2006

HanuKwanzaSolStmas 

Conglomeration of the December holidays, meant to cover all possible options the recipient might celebrate.

Merry HanuKwanzaSolStmas, for whichever holiday you may wish to celebrate, or none at all!

HanuKwanzaSolStmas by brighthawk December 28, 2011

merry hannukwanzaamas 

What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"

A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!

merry hannukwanzaamas by Little_whitegirl November 26, 2014

merry hannukwanzaamas 

What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"

A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!

merry hannukwanzaamas by Little_whitegirl November 26, 2014