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hannukwanzmas

A generic, politically correct holiday observed primarily by government and civil employees in the United States, usually during the month of December, and designed to replace all cultural and religious observations with one secular event compliant with Supreme Court rulings under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
DMV Bureaucrat: "Have a jolly hannukwanzmas!"

Loser: "Fuckin A, man! It was Mother's Day when I first got in line!"
by yule_log December 19, 2010
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Hanukwanzmas

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".
Have a happy Hanukwanzmas
by blind_assassin December 27, 2006
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HanuKwanzaSolStmas

Conglomeration of the December holidays, meant to cover all possible options the recipient might celebrate.
Merry HanuKwanzaSolStmas, for whichever holiday you may wish to celebrate, or none at all!
by brighthawk December 28, 2011
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merry hannukwanzaamas

What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"
A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!
by Little_whitegirl November 26, 2014
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merry hannukwanzaamas

What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"
A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!
by Little_whitegirl November 26, 2014
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