Hangesexual

Having a strong sexual and/or romantic attraction to hange zoe from aot

My sexuality? Oh I'm hangesexual

by Hanges biggest simp February 19, 2021

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011

Handless Eating

When an individual triumphantly consumes solids without the aid of limbs or hands.

"Dick Pullen's hands are currently dispatched elsewhere due to his love of Handless Eating. "

by Carpenito June 8, 2009

Flying axe handles

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

by Iggy6471 February 3, 2009

prison handles

The flab or fatback flap on the back of a male prison rape victim. It is used as a handle for gay anal sex.

An insulting name for a sissy fat guy.

I raped that fat white boy. I grabbed him on his prison handles and fukked his ass raw.

Come here and let me pimp slap you, prison handles.

by Assex 776 September 7, 2007

hate handles

obliques, since nobody loves "love" handles.

Water? That'll go straight to your hate handles!

by dom8 July 7, 2010

Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005