Hand Sex

While holding hands making gestures that involves both party's hands. Is exciting for both people when you cant make out or touch each other any other way, especially when others are around.

Me:Today I was in the back seat of Drew's car and he was in the front passenger seat and all we could do was have hand sex!

Mindy: What?! Tell me about it!

Me: Well, he was making very suggestive gestures about sex and what was on his mind, it happened to be on my mind as well!

Mindy: What is fun?

Me: Yes, I was getting very turned on and so was he! I couldn't wait to get out of the car!

by G-thang, b-thang May 12, 2010

Second-Hand Sex

When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.

Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.

by maddox June 19, 2005

hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020

Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual

Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u

by phuck y0u December 7, 2021

hangsex

When you and a partner are together and spend equal time hanging out and having sex.

The time must be balanced so that the “sex” and the “hanging out” have similar durations.

* not to be confused with hanger sex or hanging sex

“Are you and Brittney dating?”

“no, we basically just hangsex”

by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker April 7, 2022

hand sex

where you have sex with your hands minus the touching of the genitals.....so basically holding hands and stuff....but not touching any umm ya know...

me and tristan had hand sex last night!! it was magical... :D

by monalie July 1, 2005

handse

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by #c4n October 11, 2005