handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

hundicapped

A failing whereby seemingly normal people turn into raving, ranting bigots during the course of supporting their football team (either Glasgow Rangers of Heart of Midlothian).

Celtic fan 1: "Look at the chap over there foaming at the mouth and shouting rude things about the Pope"
Celtic fan 2: "Excuse him, he's obviously hundicapped"

by Henke September 14, 2005

handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.

by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011

Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.

@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS

by Leazhito August 13, 2020

handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

Handicapped From The Neck Up

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.

by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010