the Hand Check

An awesome band hailing from Irving, Texas. They're so awesome, they have no need for instrumentals. It is all played by mouth.
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The Band:
Evan: Lead/beatbox (So good, you'd think he's 10 insanely awesome beatboxers rolled into one)
Ashley: Cowbell (Christopher Walken would be proud)
Charlette: Triangle (Who knew math could sound so good?)
Saby: Symbol (Thats me!)
Don: Tamberine (And she's darn good at it)

Behind-the-Scenes help:
Groupies: Too many to count
Body Guards: a few
everyone else: your mentioned too!

Everyone: *super secret awesome handshake* Hand Check! *motivational hand-in-the-center-thing* *raise hands*

Bystander #1: That was awesome!
Bystander #2: I just had an epiphony!
Bystander #1: What?
Bystander #2: I want a baked potato!
the Hand Check: And a chimichanga!

by saby! July 26, 2006

John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.

After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.

by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007

herbie handcock

The real delegate who contributed in writing of the Decleration of Independence; often confused with John Handcock

"I'm just going to need the old John Handcock on these..."
"It's Herbie Hnndcock..."

by Pabs September 22, 2003

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

one hand check

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.

Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!

by yettimatt September 17, 2011

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.

Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."

by TeoDee September 13, 2017