Hani

When someone is to overreact severely, causing them to leave suddenly, then come back and give a huge speech about what his mother says is right and wrong.

Man 1: Wow, he just rage quitted.
Man 2: He's doing a Hani
Man 1: Oh no, if I hear one more speech about his mother, I am going to kill myself.
Man 2: I know, right!!

by #dontfightthesystem November 6, 2014

HANI

hani pronounced (han-eye) an individual who is only capable of seeing out of one eye because one of his eyes are bigger than the other and therefore unusable

Damn i feel bad for that hani over there poor one-eyed cyclops

by jackson laybutt July 18, 2022

Hani

A woman that needs to be yelled at, bossed about and manhandled! She's a fatty and a liar

Hey Hani, why are you lying again fatty?

by The Bossy Boss September 14, 2013

Hani

Hani it a man and a girl that gives head.

Hani gives good head

by By bobmesee December 1, 2017

Hani

Being unbelievably fat filled, gay, wanting objects inside you, and having the inability to recreate such acts in public places such as theater or drama class.

1: You see that Hani over there?
2: Why I sure do, boy that kid is fat and loves dongs in his mouth!

by fatfap January 28, 2010

Hani

A vile and disgusting creature known for its bad breath and body odour.

That Hani smells absolutely disgusting!

by URBAD November 6, 2014

Hani

Basic Bro
6 months of Circuit
Spoiled Whey
Can't bulk during summer
30min workouts

"Dude, I've hit rockbottom, I'm a hani right now"
"bruhhh.."

by kidarkness May 31, 2019