hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Hamsterassphobia

Hamsterassphobia is the fear of a hamster eating you from the inside. This can happen when you’re peeing and the hamster comes from the toilet, entering to your ass and start to eat you from the inside.

X: how did he die?
Y: he died of Hamsterassphobia

by therealDM December 9, 2020

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004

Hungarian Hamsteak

The act of Having anal sex with a woman while wearing a clown mask and making oinking sounds.

I pulled a "Hungarian Hamsteak" on your mom, and she was suprised.

by Rabbit thundercock January 29, 2010

Hamsters

Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.

"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"

by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004

Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.

That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.

by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012