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Hamlighting

A psychological manipulation akin to gaslighting, but that is most often originated in family relationships as opposed to romantic relationships. The concept revolves around gifting the victim with inordinate amounts of ham, sometimes disguised as holiday tradition. The ham giver is trying to make the victim fat off of the ham for one of many reasons such as but not limited to: they are jealous of the victim’s success, they are inappropriately attracted to the victim and trying to put an end to that, they think the victim is too thin, etc. Hamlighting is not to be taken lightly and is unfortunately more often than not overlooked under the guise of good intentions.
Idk man, My aunt Tammy gave me an entire ham at Thanksgiving and ANOTHER at Christmas. I think she’s Hamlighting me but I don’t know how to be sure.
by Bushmaster420 January 10, 2019
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Hamping

Some friends and I are bringing our hammocks to go hamping this weekend.
by Sean Spenstar June 11, 2020
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Hampage

To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.
A - Wow, you put on like 10 pounds over Thanksgiving!

B - Yeah, I went on a serious hampage.
by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007
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Hampage

1) Going on a rampage with a enormous double-handed warhammer

2) Binging on Pork
1) I will go on a hampage if my girlfriend talks to her ex.

2) That dude just ate a pork-chop wrapped in bacon. A impressive hampage.
by MattSchool January 3, 2012
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Hampinator

Some one who is an anti-social shut in. They also believe themselves smarter than all others and dress shittly. Someone with an extremely large ego, and yet no girlfriend.
That assfuck is such a Hampinator - he just sits in his room jacking off and telling himself he's a god.
by Greg Uspeck October 17, 2006
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Hampika1A2_and_Link

The totally amazing user at forums.nintendo.com. He is the one who created the original Secret Santa Sig Project and has a lot of posts. Bow down to him. NOW!
HamPika1A2_and_Link is the best!
by The All-Knower December 27, 2004
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Hampi

A descriptive form of bestiality between a woman and either a mammal or reptile. This bestiality mainly revolves around the rape of a woman and her cat, kittens, or turtles. The sexual encounter can be either consensual or non consensual but generally culminates in rape between a female and her "pet". What makes a hampi unique is that the rape is generally between a human female and a cat, kitten, turtle or any combination of the previously mentioned animals.
Damn Hampi hampied that turtle. She hampied a kitten again.
by Kakuzzu November 11, 2013
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