josh hamill

the act of getting struck in the groin with a purple(color may vary) wand by a young child.

your standing on meditation rock and an english woman comes up to you with a small child. because the child is holding a purple wand, your friend suggests you play power rangers with the child. the child then strikes you in the nuts with the wand and you fall to the ground while your friends laugh histerically. this man has just endured the josh hamill.

by sir nicolas September 30, 2007

Hamiljamming

The act of jamming out to songs from Hamilton

Me and my boyfriend cope with the stresses of life by crying and Hamiljamming

by GenuineLotion May 8, 2022

hamilbating

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Using miscellaneous products such as hair gel to enhance self pleasure.

I can't believe my mom walked in on me when I was hamilbating, and it was her expensive hair gel!

by Dango September 11, 2005

hamila safavizad

A wonderful little lady who starded Girl's Advice (this ain't no support group) and helps moist queens be the the best they can via the moist army

Wow that hamila safavizad is from the moist army

by Jimmythreeshoes February 10, 2019

mark hamilling

The act of searching through ash trays to find half smoked cigarette butts.

Dang, I'm all out of cigarettes, I'm gona have to go mark hamilling.

by Austinwerewolf June 3, 2013

Hamiltardation

The regional form of retardation specific to Hamilton, Ontario. Symptoms may include living a stereotype that would be suitable for the Trailer Park Boys TV show.

The smoking pregnant woman talking on her cell phone while her youngest child sat in her stroller under the rain was suffering from extreme hamiltardation.

by Joe Elsood September 8, 2011

Hamiltard

An obsessive fan of the musical "Hamilton"

Why do you sing like you're performin' in a park?
Why do you sing like it's the only piece of art?
Are you becoming a Hamiltard?

by jkoppel December 7, 2020