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Hamlet

Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.

Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.
"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!
by yuxal June 30, 2020
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Hamed

The meaning of hamed is handsome and dangerous he has his back for his freinds and family hes freinds with dangerous people and people in gangs and he wont let anyone come in his way and he is small...
Man, that guy is such a Hamed , He wont let anyone get in his way.
by H S A August 3, 2018
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A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
by Lynny64 July 15, 2011
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Cheesy Hampton

A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.
by Britannic May 24, 2009
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HE RISES TAXES CUZ HES A MORON HE THINKS HES RICH LIKE CHANCELOR!
Rishi sunak (aka presley hamers dad) WILL RAISE UR TAXES IF U DONT READ THIS!
by rishisunak October 5, 2020
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Hamed

Hamed is a peeeennnngggg person, he is kind,funny,loyal,he has a dig bick and he is an extraordinary person.
Look it’s Hamed, Shit he is peeennnnng
by Man like Humphrey April 20, 2019
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Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.
Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.
by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004
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