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Humberto: i just won with out you :)
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Humberto is very kind. He's very romantic but no one appreciates him for that, or anything else. He's also a good friend and has your back for anything.
by Elgoat69 February 7, 2022
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by Dr.Friedrich Theodore March 19, 2009
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by IHadToMakeAnAccountForThisJoke August 10, 2017
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by MaleeMoreno March 20, 2020
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An old fashioned pedestrian with a mustache, who tells time by looking at an apparatus on his wrist.
Humberto`s dressing style is very formal, he wears polo shirts and khakis , once in a while he wears a non-zipper sweater around his neck to look swagger.
Humberto does not speak English, in fact his English sounds like a box-full of spoons thrown down the stairs.
Although his looks and parley are not his strength, he is quite the ladie`s man, humberto has secret affairs now and then,humberto dates young and beautiful wome , humberto is every woman`s piggy bank.
Very hard working, his work involves physical labor such as gardening or fixing leaky gutters; humberto is a handy-man.
Unfortunately this loser, quit school, he does not know what a cap -and-gown is nor does he know what 5+5-5 is equals to.
2. Its a hair style known for using chunks of long hair or extensions to cover any bald spots along ones head, lots of hairspray or gel needed; works best with a beardstrap or a rattail.
An old fashioned pedestrian with a mustache, who tells time by looking at an apparatus on his wrist.
Humberto`s dressing style is very formal, he wears polo shirts and khakis , once in a while he wears a non-zipper sweater around his neck to look swagger.
Humberto does not speak English, in fact his English sounds like a box-full of spoons thrown down the stairs.
Although his looks and parley are not his strength, he is quite the ladie`s man, humberto has secret affairs now and then,humberto dates young and beautiful wome , humberto is every woman`s piggy bank.
Very hard working, his work involves physical labor such as gardening or fixing leaky gutters; humberto is a handy-man.
Unfortunately this loser, quit school, he does not know what a cap -and-gown is nor does he know what 5+5-5 is equals to.
2. Its a hair style known for using chunks of long hair or extensions to cover any bald spots along ones head, lots of hairspray or gel needed; works best with a beardstrap or a rattail.
Mr. Money Bags: Humberto i cant lend you anymore money, you must file for bankruptcy!
Humberto: NO!! is no fair yoo no
Humberto: NO!! is no fair yoo no
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