hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE HAMMOCKING!
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My upstairs neighbor was hambrocking last night.
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When you are having sex above someone, typically as an upstairs neighbor to someone within an apartment building or similar.
Our downstairs neighbor probably hates us for hambrocking him.
Dude, I totally got hambrocked last night. It was so loud.
Dude, I totally got hambrocked last night. It was so loud.
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"That guy kinda ruined the vibe when he just decided to start hamhocking in front of us like that"
"That guy kinda ruined the vibe when he just decided to start hamhocking in front of us like that"
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