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Hamassi Most skillfull At what he Do !!!
by Hamassi November 23, 2021
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Hamass

The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.

Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"

Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
by The-Magnificant-Mr-Shart October 14, 2023
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Hamass

Belonging to a genocidal terrorist group
He's horrible, a Hamass
by anonymous December 27, 2023
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hamasshole

Imbeciles who support Hamas based upon tic Tok knowledges
by Amisraelchai December 27, 2023
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Hamasshole

Anyone asking for ceasefire in gaza Anyone. Supporting Palestinians without many clue
The queers for Palestine are hamassholes as if they went to gaza they would be tossed off rooftops
by Amisraelchai December 27, 2023
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Hamassed

Being completely convinced of and swept away by a malicious false narrative; being happily, continuously and blindly duped; turned into a useful idiot.
Anakin Skywalker was totally HAMASSED by Emperor Palpatine
You voluntarily gave away your credit card to that thief? You've been HAMASSED!
by NewsFlashGordon December 28, 2023
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Lied to, stolen from, raped, pillaged
I thought my next door neighbour was a friend when he asked for my help but he hamassed me by destroying the tractor I loaned him.
by anonymous December 28, 2023
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