Ham

The alternative meaning for the acronym “HAM”, Hard ass motherfucker.

That is one Hard. ass. motherfucker.
Aka: That is one Ham.

by Chiminut January 24, 2022

Ham

A shorter term for the name "Hamilton"

Person: "Hello ham."

Hamilton: "please stop calling me that, im not a sandwich."

by Flådig Man February 22, 2021

Ham

to be ugly

"bruh he's hella ham"

by bada$$b!tch October 08, 2019

Ham

Vagina, fanny, ladybits, cunt, twat, fadge, flange, beef curtains, hairy axe wound, fifi, minnie, minge.

Would you like to touch my ham?
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.

by Chalise and Charlotte October 30, 2008

Ham

When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.

Duded you just got hammed.

by majiggin April 27, 2011

Ham

Somebody who is yet to go through puberty, thus having no pubes.

#1
“Denzel did you do the maths homework my slime?”
“Shut up billy you ham”

#2
*somebody gets their pants pulled down at school*
“Oi did you see that? Billy is a ham!”

by KoloRoure September 06, 2021

Ham

Something you eat!!! it's meat!!!! So eat it and enjoy

That ham is amazing and good

by Wolfie_Gamer_12 November 28, 2019