Halfturbate

Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!

Carl: I'm gonna go fuck this chick tonight.
Ed: You gonna halfturbate before hand?
Carl: Hell yeah!

by D-Li Llama February 11, 2010

Halter Handles

Excess flab that spills over from the underarm as a result of wearing an overly tight halter or tube top.

"that girl should not be wearing that halter top, she has halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"

by kevinlikeshh August 13, 2009

Halftard

short for half retard and more fun too use

Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

halfer

1) A race of people who is anyone of 1/2 one race and 1/2 another race.

1) Yo that Blazian peep is a halfer.

by Nicaraguan Thunder January 30, 2010

hafternoon

The time between afternoon and evening.

For example, Well jeepers Chuck, i have a dentist appointment this hafternoon, looks like I can't make it to the meeting.

by Chuck Hansen March 2, 2008

Halfer T Washington

a half 8th of marijuana / 25 dollars worth

"I don't have enough for an 8th, lemme get a halfer T Washington

by ddubs18 July 3, 2009

halter

Someone with a presence or talent that brings people to a halt; to stop or stand motionless.

Can you believe that halter? The room was wild til he started rappin. Everyone got quiet and stared in amazement!

by blamea August 10, 2008