When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

Halfrican

a white/african american mixed person

Thats a hot halfrican chick, I'd do it.

by BLAHHHH November 15, 2003

Halfrican American

A person that is only half African American, but the ignorant public views them as 100% African American. Normally this is a person with one white parent and one African American parent.

Tom: Barack Obama is the first African American president.

Bill: Don't be so ignorant, Obama is Halfrican American.

by mje006 June 14, 2010

halficle

The result of a company's attempt to reduce office space they occupy by squeezing their employees into smaller offices or cubicles, often half the size of their previous one. A halficle is a half-sized cubicle.

To save money, our company downsized everyone's cubicles to halficles. Jan is only 4'9" and she can lay across her halficle work surface and touch opposite walls! Our new halficles are so small, I can reach over and answer my neighbor's phone without leaving my chair!

by Loquacia January 27, 2010

Halfling

A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.

Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!

by weyus August 3, 2017

Halfrican

A person whose nationality consists of 50% African and 50% something else.

Damn, that nigga lookin kinda pale. He must be a halfrican.

by Kaytene February 1, 2005

Halfrican American

A person that is half african american and half something else, the other race doesnt matter.

Dude, I thought John was Puerto Rican or something but it turns out hes Halfrican American!

by WillgoNW June 14, 2009