ass-hatchling

Donald Trump, as colorfully described by Harry Widdifield #widdifield2020

Oh look, the ass-hatchling in the Oval Office ordered a golden shower again.

by Foley dawg January 15, 2017

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

Joel Hutchings

Joel Hutchings is most likely the name of a person, probably with the first name 'Joel' and the last name 'Hutchings.'

Joel Hutchings is a nice person.

by Definition Poster J May 6, 2015

hutchings

to creep around like an alligator and then bite people on the toes for no reason whatsover, other than it turns them on. apart from the nails which she digests and then goes for the kill.

"shit get away from that hutchings!"
"watch out, shes gunna hutch you!"

by Alex Shayler October 22, 2008

Haunching Up

Also See "Haunch it up". The act of expelling a very large amount of crap after having held it in for far too long.

Haunching up can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour. Prolonged periods of haunching up may lead to back problems and hemorrhoids.

Andi: Where's Kelsey? I haven't seen her for 2 hours.
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Ralph: She's in the bathroom "haunching up". Probably gonna clog up the toilet again!

by Ralph M. Frichtl January 27, 2010

hitchings

Blonde hair and a nice girl, tries really hard to fit and desperatly wants to be popular. not best friends material but is fun to hang around with, very attractive but doesnt know how to dress/wear makeup! good person despite being a wannabe sometimes.

"look at her trying to fit it"
"yeah, what a hitchings... she seems quite nice though"

by poplopolo November 23, 2013

trailer hitching

Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.

"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."

by fuzzerham November 2, 2013