hairspray

Used to notify your friend of a hot looking chick in the area. As in all she needs is some hairspray to look good.

Dude... hairspray at 9 o'clock.

by Irishgambino February 9, 2004

Hairspray On Saturday

A sacred legendary thread on facebook. Comprising of a small number of random students, Zach being the creator, that shares the inner most thoughts and questions locked deep within the thread subscriber. Occasionally includes long drama filled entries, bouts of miracles, asians, and show choir antics. Will remain intact forever and ever.

Jordan: "Dude, I forgot to check the Hairspray On Saturday thread yesterday"
Korey: "You missed a miracle that was performed on Cham dos's eye... she can see now!"
Jordan: "Ah shit, son of a bant, I'll never miss it again"
Korey: "Lucas was also being asian again"
Jordan: "My God..." *signs on to facebook*

by Korey August 24, 2007

Hillbilly Hairspray

When a guy sprays his load and it gets stuck in a girls hair

Boy I sure gave that bitch some hillbilly hairspray last night

by Brotha Dugg February 23, 2022

Hairspray

fucker

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

hairshirt

when sleeping next to a guy and he is so hairy that you think he's wearing a shirt, but its really just his chest hair that you're feeling.

"After seeing his hairshirt I was totally turned off"
"I bet his hairshirt comes in handy during the winter months"

by Lovehairshirts December 13, 2012

Hairspray kisses

When one partner in a relationship puckers up their lips and proceeds to blow in their partners face in a random fashion similar to the way they spray hairspray on their head. Contrary to popular belief - this is most definitely a legitimate form of affection

I can't believe he just gave me a hairspray kisses

by GuntherMathesson December 28, 2014

Hairspray

Hairspray can be used as hair lifting chemicals in a can. Nobody knows truly how it works, but it does. It is most commonly knows as the previous description, but the musical/movie is much better. So go. Watch it. NOW.

RANDOM PERSON: EW WHAT IS THAT SMELL, ITS BURNING MY EYES, MOUTH AND NOSE AT THE SAME TIME.

OTHER PERSON: ITS MY HAIRSPRAY.

BOTH: YOU MEAN ULTRA CLUTCH? Good morning Baltimore!!!

by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020