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Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole mug.Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
Get the Feeding the hairless pony mug.The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 25, 2017
Get the hairless chimpanzee mug.When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.
by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021
Get the I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time mug.A woman who has shaved off all her armpit and pubic hair.
A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.
A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.
After removing all her pubic and under arm hair with her venus razor Mary declared herself to be "A hairless gerbil".
Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.
Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.
by ladragnfly January 5, 2009
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