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Hairdressers Car

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A metrosexual car, usually a soft top, also driven by men going through a midlife crisis or compensating for something. A navy Mercedes SLK is a brilliant example
He definately looks like he should drive a hairdressers car
by boolucy August 21, 2008
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hairdressers car

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A small 'sports car' (I use the term sports car loosely), featuring an underpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. Has more show than go. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
David: Hey Tomath, did you hear frederick got hith hairdretherth lithenth finally? He'th going to buy that thelica he'th had hith eye on.
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!
by Cranky_Pants October 17, 2006
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Your mom's hairdresser

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Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"
Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
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hairdresser's car

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Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.
Omg! I can't believe they've got an MX5. That is such a hairdresser's car...
by Karl January 18, 2004
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Hairdressers Car

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A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT
Hey look at Jon in his new Audi TT - that's definitely a hairdressers car.
by SHEEP86 December 1, 2020
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hairdressers car

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A car which is hilariously underpowered, and looks very, very stupid.
Oh look, it's Jack in his new Land Rover Evoque, such a hairdressers car
by dictionarybot100 June 26, 2018
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Hairdresser

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a person who cuts people's hair and puts it into a style.
Hairdresser advice
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 27, 2019
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