haircake

someone whose presence is unnerving (eg. like hair in a cake)

That guy is such a haircake

by ~Alindy January 11, 2008

unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

by sticky tech January 8, 2012

lebrons hairline

A line going through orbit on lebrons head controlling the embarrassing balding pattern.

Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.

by AyeBSeeNews May 23, 2016

haircake

one whose presence is unnerving

That guy is such a haircake

by ~Alissa January 11, 2008

Jojo Siwa’s Hairline

Non existent

“Jojo Siwa’s Hairline is non existent.”

by Jojo Siwa’s Hairline October 17, 2019

your hairline

a phrase that you can use to insult anyone. very versatile.. only the educated people will understand...

person 1: what kept you from sleeping all night?
person 2: your hairline...
person 2: ……. ok

by Your actual mom December 9, 2019

Mcdonalds Hairline

It refers to Vegeta from dragon ball's Stupid ass forehead

Look at Vegeta with his stupid ass mcdonalds hairline. Nigga I'm loving it

by Nochildsupport:) March 20, 2022