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to haggle and babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated conversation.
if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; go to a marketplace. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
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to haggle 'n' babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian):

to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.
if you want to haggle 'n' babble, don't come to work; go home, go wherever there's a social gathering environment. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2015
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Haggle

A group of Fag Hags accompanying (typically) a single gay man.

--This word is a derivative of the suffix of Fag (Hag), and the word, Gaggle.
He brought the entire haggle with him tonight. The whole posse is on point!
by B. Maejor October 6, 2018
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Bag-haggle

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.
Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!
by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024
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Bag-haggle

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.
Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!
by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024
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Haggle

A retired Fraggle who has aged out of the chaos but not out of the delusion. A Haggle is an old hag-adjacent creature who now spends their time loudly “identifying” Fraggles in the wild, mistaking familiarity for insight and projection for wisdom.

Easily recognized by their bitterness toward younger Fraggles, a Haggle resents the fact that they no longer possess the stamina, charisma, or tools they once relied on during their own Fraggle era. This jealousy often manifests as moral superiority, unsolicited diagnoses, and a compulsive need to rewrite history as though they were merely an observer—never a participant.

Haggles believe their past somehow grants them authority, when in reality it only explains why they recognize the behavior so quickly. Frequently confused, a Haggle forgets that the reason they “know one when they see one” is because they once were one—just with worse coping skills and fewer excuses.

Common traits include selective amnesia, loud judgment, and the uncanny ability to insult others while insisting they’ve “grown.”
You’re not an expert—you’re just a Haggle who forgot his own Fraggle phase.”
by Fragglita January 31, 2026
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