haggis

1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.

2. something that is under an ogre's kilt

3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals

that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.

by pwcca October 20, 2004

haggis

Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.

Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

haggis

slag term meaning public hair

My haggis has bubble gum caught in it and now I have to shave it.

by kjanders9709 September 13, 2005

haggis

Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.

That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.

by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004

haggis

the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!

a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"

b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"

by Rageoss September 20, 2006

Haggis

More well known as a scottish delicacy
but also used as an insult between friends as it is not that insulting

Mouldy Haggis
Skanky Haggis
Mouldy Haggis with baby poo hair

by Melecky May 19, 2003

Haggis

Accidental anal discharge, occuring during Rusty Bagpipes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009