haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

haggermeister

The type of drunk one gets after consuming too much jägermeister.

Man, Julie and I were up until four last night just stumbling around town. We were haggermeister.

by Gus X March 14, 2009

Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

by Jains April 6, 2009

Hagget

Means half-fagget, which refers to a bisexual being.

Ben is gay and likes men, but he still has feelings his girlfriend. What a hagget.

by FranktheTank September 10, 2005

hagger

A young male that is attracted too and dates older women.

Ralph is 17 but dates a 60 year old, he must be a hagger.

by cervic November 25, 2010

Haggered

When a man engages in anal intercourse with a male friend who is tied up and bent over.

You sir have just been Haggered !

by BklynBorn July 10, 2019

Ben Haggerty

Aka Macklemore, and is in love with Ava :~))

Ben Haggerty: "I'm going to the thrift shop to see Ava"

by Someone You'll Never Know March 27, 2013