Hackney Tuxedo

A tracksuit.

Fucking hell, Brian. How did you wear a Hackney Tuxedo to the fucken club? Dickhole.

by Mike Bucky00 February 8, 2017

hackney backdraft

The act of using an air compressor to shoot cocaine into one's anus

"Oh man, last night was wild. We got the compressor out and did a hackney backdraft with 6 Bar of pressure"

by Dodgy Ecstacy May 28, 2019

Hackney Biathlon

Hackney biathlon

Mate did you hear bout Johno? He got himself shot in a Hackney biathlon last night.... Geez what dat mean ? Bruv it's a drive by shootin init ..

by williewumpkin May 5, 2018

Hackney Downs Syndrome

Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.

Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.

by Blah wars September 30, 2018

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney

“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”

by GinChugger July 6, 2019

Hackney new school

Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe

Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth

Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell

by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020

Hackney Gammon

Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.

That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon

by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021