Aunt: "Larry, my internet is not working since 2 days"
Larry: *restarts the router*
Internet: *works*
Aunt: "Oh my gaaaaawsh!! Larry, are you a hacker or what??"
*proceeds to give him a blowjob*
Larry: *restarts the router*
Internet: *works*
Aunt: "Oh my gaaaaawsh!! Larry, are you a hacker or what??"
*proceeds to give him a blowjob*
by IghtImma January 03, 2020
Alice: I heard you were a hacker from the OG cyber underground.
Bob: I'm not a hacker, I'm a CISSP.
Mallory: Oh, well in that case, here is some money.
Bob: I'm not a hacker, I'm a CISSP.
Mallory: Oh, well in that case, here is some money.
by dead drop bob February 01, 2016
by Jooz March 08, 2015
Someone who specializes in finding exploits in computer systems. There main goal is to gain unauthorized access to networks and systems, usually in order to gain further information about the network. They are technical experts and usually highly advanced programmers.
There are 2 types of hackers: black hats and white hats. Black hats are the 'bad guys' while white hats are the 'good guys'. Black hats hack for there own needs, such as stealing money from someones credit card over the internet. White hats get paid to find exploits in programs and websites and then tell the company about them so they can fix them.
There are 2 types of hackers: black hats and white hats. Black hats are the 'bad guys' while white hats are the 'good guys'. Black hats hack for there own needs, such as stealing money from someones credit card over the internet. White hats get paid to find exploits in programs and websites and then tell the company about them so they can fix them.
by KuRupt Virus October 31, 2010
The cunt that ruins every online game invented.
They tend to waste 90% of their time in their mom's basement finding ways to hack mw2 or gta4 ruining the fun for everyone rather than getting a girlfriend or just playing the game. Also, sometimes hacks websites or even bank accounts instead of getting a job. See Loser
They tend to waste 90% of their time in their mom's basement finding ways to hack mw2 or gta4 ruining the fun for everyone rather than getting a girlfriend or just playing the game. Also, sometimes hacks websites or even bank accounts instead of getting a job. See Loser
Hacker: Lolololol instead of me going outside ima h4x gta4 and 1 hit everyone. LOL!
Dumbass: WTF? H4X!
Personwithlife: Yawn* I'm done *Logs off
Dumbass: WTF? H4X!
Personwithlife: Yawn* I'm done *Logs off
by frogbootycheekz December 25, 2010
by MywordisLAW January 28, 2010
by J$5909 September 13, 2017