Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

haley lake

A nice big lake that houses catfishes that usually grow to about 2 feet.

Let's go catch some catfish at Haley Lake

by Haleylover1128 December 23, 2016

The Haley Curse

People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?

random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so

you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?

random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse

by Haley Activist April 24, 2021

haley

a sweet, kind girl that will always care for you . but she has a darkside only if she chooses to show it . she is beautiful and amazing and will never say anything about you behind your back . she may look mean at first but once you get to know her she is the sweetest thing ever and you wont want her to leave your life . she is like the other half to you . and you cant forget she has bomb style !

that girl is so pretty, she must be a Haley.

by breezy<3 June 28, 2011

Haley

Haley is one of the nicest people you will ever hope to meet, shes beautiful and is always there for you. Oh, and if you bring her a monster, she'll be very thankful haha. She's the craziest girl in the world only when she wants to be and is otherwise shy. She's soo funny and im glad shes in my life! All in all, youll never meet a girl like her.

Love ya haley!

boy 1: hey boy 2, whos your best friend?

boy 2: that has to be haley

boy 1: wow thanks

by i dont know what to write September 25, 2011

Wolf Haley

Wolf Haley is one of the many alter egos of Tyler, the Creator.
Tyler is a rapper in the rap group OFWGKTA a.k.a odd future, wolf gang.

Wolf is the idea of extreme coolness in Tyler's mind and as he admires him he also argues with him in many songs.

In the song "Yonkers" by Tyler the creator the following infers that he is arguing with Wolf Haley over the good things in life
Wolf: Green paper, gold teeth, and pregnant gold retrievers all i want.
Tyler: Fuck money dimes and bitches dont need 'em

by golfwangplease. June 5, 2011

habeeb it

Believe it. A meme from 4chan.org.

"Itty bitty Baby, itty bitty boat"
"I don't believe it!"
"Habeeb it!"
"Twinkie house!"

by Jimmy July 31, 2006