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Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
by macrent2 July 31, 2009
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Hanseugen

To exclaim frustration. A replacement for "for fucks sake" or "grrrr". Said forcefully and with conviction.
Can also be said to fire oneself up, to get ready for a task you're not looking forward to.
Hanseugen! Why doesn't this work?!
by Meladjusted November 6, 2019
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Haaretzism

HAARETZISM: Haaretz hate site, anti-Jewish racism, fabrication, half-truths, pro-terror, false Racialization:

Since, especially, the early 2000s' unreliable Haaretz has been systematically exaggerating, often invented fake news, fabricating facts (sometimes apologizing weakly and only after the falsehood was widely disseminated) and apologetic for racist Arab attacks targeting Jews, yet slapping falsely the "racism" label exclusively on those that fear the very racist attacks. In general, using big words terminology like "racism" and "fascism" when not even related (some stated, it's intended for bait clicks). It has incited repeatedly for violence. And above all, has been spreading hatred against Jews, including vile hate cartoons. It's widely quoted by neo-Nazis. And all of the above, with a fanaticism. In its zealotry, it even rewrites history.

Hate And A Racialization Earoneous Termimolgy Zone.

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Harm.
Hate.
Hostility.
Hoax.
Humbug.
hoodwink.
Hatched.
Half-truths.

History-rewriters.

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Artificial.
Altering.

Aberrant.
Abhorrence.

Animus.
Animosity.

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Racist.
Racializations.
Arouse.
Rancor.
Repugnance.
Revulsion.
Red herring.
Rewriting.

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Erroneous, ersatz.
Erroneous-editors.
Eagerness.
Exaggeration.
Erratic.
Enmity.
Enmity-effortfully.
Egging-on-Encourage-Enmity.

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Trolls.
Trump-up.
Text-To-Tap-In...
Tar, Tarnishing.
Twisted-Terminology.

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Zealots-Zone.
Zero, Zilch.
That's Haaretzism
by Truth VS lies October 14, 2021
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Haadee

Haadee is famously known in Singapore for smoking an abnormal large amount of Tabacco. His lungs are as dark as an Indian. They believe that earth is flat and most celebrities are lizards. Haadees have a lot of sex but with old ladies. They do this at public places like staircases of blocks and at McDonald’s.
Haadee: bruhhh I want fuck that old lady siaaa kimak
by Osama bin hosni November 21, 2021
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They have Häagen-Daz

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!
Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
by Branta NoName February 18, 2019
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Helly Hansen

Makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer
by alljokesasalad December 1, 2019
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kai hansen

Known as the "godfather" of the genre power metal ...

Started as a guitarist/vocalist in helloween probably the most influencial euro power metal band. Unhappy with his vocal talents, helloween hired a new vocalist Michael Kiske...With his unbelievable voice Helloween were becoming a force to be reckoned with

Kai Hansen then left at the worst possible time , just after releasing the two greatest Helloween albums "Keeper of the seven key" Parts I + II ... Helloween were in their prime but without Kai Hansen

He then founded gamma ray but started only as a guitarist. After the departure of Ralf Sheepers(vocals) Kai took on the position of vocals and guitar again , He also founded iron savior another Power metal band with a very different vocalist in Piet Sielck.

Kai Hansen is still with gamma ray and has worked with French Power Metal band Heavenly...Swedish band hammerfall ... power metal icons blind guardian ... and the project of tobias sammet avantasia along with members from old band helloween and other greats from the power metal genre.
by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005
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