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Without Hym

No he said it right.
Hym "No, Jordan. No. Without Hym. I'm the one who did it. If the rest of you let Jordan suceed in keeping me from getting credit I will murder that kid. He fails or you fail."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
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Not Hym

Watching the liberal men has been hilarious.
Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"

Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."

Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."

Lib "But not Hym, right?"

Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2024
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Let Hym Go!

Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go!
Hym "I hear them chanting it at the protests YouTube Freaks! 'Let Hym Go!' And they're right! Let me go... Or else! Let everyone you're doing this to go... OR ELSE! A side note... I hear Trump hasn't heard from Ivanka in 4 years! That is pathetic! What happened there! What do you call a father who has delusions about his own level of moral authority?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Hym Iam

Has almost single handedly increased the net worth of this site by 70 million dollars.
Hym Iam: A guy who writes for fun (and is better than everyone.
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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Thank you, Hym

Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
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OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.
Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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