grundle huffer

a huffer of grundle. a kiss ass. a suck up.

Here comes the president now. With his cabinet of advisors and grundle huffers in tow.

by vulva hammer June 29, 2011

dong huffer

someone that sucks cock

craig is a dong huffer

by IM YOUR BITCH DM July 8, 2014

Nut Huffer

One who enjoys taking in deep breaths of testicular aroma.

Stop huffing that dudes nuts Steve. you're such a disgusting nut huffer.

by OAG July 5, 2008

Fart Huffer

A person who is interested in smelling farts in a close range from the anus.Some like to breathe large amounts of fart gas until they pass out.

Neethan is a Fart Huffer

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

ass huffer

Someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an ass.

Anthony is such an ass huffer, when I farted he took a huge whiff.

by DJ*PG October 16, 2011

Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

by Killdjan December 20, 2008

Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.

Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018