Akin to the "Cleveland Steamer" a Cincinnati Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another person straddles the table and defecates on the table, giving the "receiver" the fecalphiliac thrill without the mess.
See also "Stallone"
See also "Stallone"
"Sylvester Stallone was a big fan of the ol' Cincinnati Hotplate. He'd pay big bucks to have hookers drop a deuce on the table while he spanked one out to it. Sick!"
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Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
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When a female in a relationship shares stories about their most memorable sexual encounters to tease and elevate foreplay. Most typically found in couples In the cuckold or hotwife lifestyles.
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Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.
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