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Hot_Milfy_Mom 

Hot_Milfy_Mom is the C.E.O. of Milfy Creams Incorporated. Which delivers such fine products as cream of wheat, cream of mushroom, creamed corn, cream cheese, and ice cream. All made with 100% Milfy Cream.

The burrow between the legs of Hot_Milfy_Mom has become home to a lone meerkat, which stands erect when excited.
Hot_Milfy_Mom makes the hottest cereal of them all.
Hot_Milfy_Mom by RealChocolateHobo November 27, 2011

hot pocket mom 

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

Ur mom hot 

Jeff:My mom said you can come over
Joe:Ur mom hot

your mom is hot

Self Explanitory
Dude! Your mom is hot! (See also "Milf")
your mom is hot by Ben Personick January 3, 2004

your mom's hot 

Something sometimes said by accident when a young male is visiting the home of a friend and is attracted to the host's mother.
Something said in jest when the host's mother is less than attractive.
Teenage boy: "Dude! Your mom's hot!"
Other teen boy: "Dude! That's my mom!"
Teenage boy: "Yeah dude! And she's still hot!"
Another teen boy: "She's momalicious!"
your mom's hot by jsd9632 March 3, 2012

nicks mom is hot 

When the birth giver of nick, he calls her mom but everyone else calls her mommy.

You may wish to get some action with that sexy lady but can’t because shes nicks mom. Shes the only reason why you choose to hang out with nick and have sleepovers, waking up to waffles and eggs made from scratch with those two jugs right in front of you almost gives justice to nicks corny ass personality and fugly appearance you have to deal with.
Guy 1: woah dude nicks mom is hot af ong.
Guy 2: fr I wish I could fuck that milf

Guy 1: same but like shes nicks mom
Guy 2: fuck thats right I hate that