HOSED

Hand Out Stimulus Every Day or Handed Out Stimulus Every Day or Handing Out Stimulus Every Day

Harry and Nancy have hosed the American People!

by tnquake February 12, 2009

hosed

Used in baseball when a player gets thrown out on a play. Comes from the slang 'hose' a term used for a good arm.

His run would've tied the game, but he got hosed at the plate.

by Boseman December 12, 2008

hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

by Telephony November 28, 2011

hosed up

To be completely messed up or ruined; FUBAR-ed (fucked up beyond all recognition)

He really hosed up that project.

by dHALL November 3, 2007

hosed down her buttons

To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)

Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

Hosed Hole

When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.

Man, yesterday, I was taking a shit, and I got a hosed hole. It still feels weird!

by Stiff Nuts. October 4, 2010

Hosed FN

Similar to Green FN in NBA 2k but for MLB the show when you perfect a throw from the outfield and "hose" the runner. Also applies to real life when an outfielder makes an incredible throw to "hose" the runner. Stands for "Hosed Fuck N*gga"

Player 1: *Tags up second on fly ball*

Player 2:*Perfect throw gets him*

Player 2: Hosed FN

by Duck7867u547 October 21, 2025