Hoescapades

Noun.
A combination of hoe and escapades. An act or acts of hoeish-ness.

Sammy: Hey! What were you doing last night?
Jessica: Oh man! I have to tell you about my hoescapades last night!

by radpenguins August 4, 2018

dick hopscotch

WHEN BITCHES HOP FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER LIKE ITS A GAME

RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.

by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016

hooscal

to masturbate with your feet whilst spreading your buttcheeks open with your hands.

Tom: Man, I wish I could hooscal!

Franklin: Me too, but only monkeys can do it.

by Planksta Gangsta February 21, 2013

Hopscotch

An adult hardcore drinking game best played with a group of people (but can also be played solo). An order is set to see who goes first, second, third, etc. Each person has the first type of scotch in front of them and the one to goes first drinks the glass as a shot, immediately followed by the second person, who is then immediately followed by the third person and so on and so forth. This constitutes as the first round. Second round is similar but done with another type of scotch. There can be an OPTIONAL three minute break between rounds (let's face it, bartenders take a while to get you another drink let alone several). If by some chance there are still players aware after te five rounds, start over. Players are eliminated for breaking the cycle (going before their turn), taking too long to down their drink, or for passing out. Last person standing is the winner.

For a list of types of scotch, look up scotch on wikipedia.

Don't drink and drive!

1.) We went down to the bar Friday night to play a game of hopscotch but one of my friends passed out after only the second round.

by Dr_Girafales July 6, 2011

Hoescapades

Noun. A combination of ho and escapes. In other words, questionable activities that directly relate to general hoe-ishness. Often used as an interjection.

Bob: What did you do last night, Anne?

Anne: I was hanging out with my boyfriend...

Bob: Hoescapades!

by SFJ April 2, 2010

hapscallion

The most saddest excuse for an insult EVER

Claude: You hapscallion!
Josh: Dude, get out of prep school.

by HyperActiveToothpick April 30, 2005

Hopscrotch

The act of randomly banging any person you can get in the bed even if they aren’t single.

Ya.... that girl plays hopscrotch with any guy even if he’s married or not.

by Captain save a cat February 16, 2018