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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers
Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms 

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

Shit Fucking Holy 

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy
Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore 

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire 

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self
Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her