hesperate

Horny and Desperate

When a Girl wants to get married at 19, she's obviously desperate and horny... especially as she doesn't even have a man.

Jagantha: I'm so tired

Fahgyma: yeah me too, if only I was married

Jagantha: why does being tired have anything to do with being married?
Faghyma: because I just wanna get married

Jagantha: but you don't even have a man

Faghyma: I know, I feel so desperate

Jagantha: omg Faghyma, you're so horny and desperate... you're Hesperate!
Faghyma: hehe yeah I am

by Jagantha April 18, 2018

hesphoric

very talented and underrated editor, they are so nice and funny!!

hesphoric is isaac lahey’s girlfriend.
married w voidtwxlf and shelley hennig!!

by voidtwxlf July 15, 2021

hespakespashowski

mostly an insult to people that are out of the United States of America

That’s why you and your hespakespashowski‘s are weird

by myst1c December 5, 2021

Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

Hesperred

Expression of shock

she did not hesperred it

by Folaolu May 19, 2022

Hespacitoe

Potatoe

Hespacitoe

by Toepota June 21, 2023

Hesperia Howler

The sound that comes out of your throat when you get a Ponderosa from your man.

So I was at this tavern in the Mojave Desert for New Years and my man wore a bathrobe all night at the bar, little did I know he had a condom in his hand and right at the stroke of midnight on New Years put it down his pants while doing a salt rimmed taco, and made me a ponderosa. I woke everybody up at 2:00 a.m. with a Hesperia Howler when I got my Ponderosa.

by Whatisyourexcuse December 31, 2023