hepatitis g

When you get std but it’s g

“Oh shit, I have vaginosis, but it’s hepatitis g”

by Baps<3 November 19, 2020

Hepatitis C

Besides being a disease, hepatitis c can also refer to a hopeless crush. This is because hopeless crushes are toxic.

Jane:I like Jacob but he has a girlfriend.
Janette: Looks like you got yourself a Hepatitis C.

by BarelyLegal;) May 13, 2019

Hepatitis herpes

When you get so many sexually transmittited diseases your genitals fall off.

Dude he went to tampa and came back with hepatitis herpes.

by Wanknipple April 20, 2017

Autoimmune Hepatitis

A rare disease of the liver, which may cause the spleen to expand and rupture. Someone with this disease is a must-have at every party.

Hey, man! Did you see that guy with autoimmune hepatitis? His spleen's fatter than yo momma! We should invite him to the next party, so we can look good when compared to him!

by Chrissy_B June 05, 2011

Hepatitis C ya

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

by HarmonBraxton January 14, 2019

Hepatitis R

A type of Hepatitis first contracted at the Reno Sheriff's department in Reno 911.

Referred to in Reno 911 Episode Training Day

The inmate contracted Hepatitis R

by riner May 27, 2010

hepatic portal vein

blood from the capillaries in the villi in the small intestine converge in the hepatic portal vein. it then transports the blood to the liver and then to the rest of the body

imagine using the urban dictionary to revise hepatic portal vein

by wtf i'm bored is already taken September 17, 2020