hen

One eighth of an ounce of marijuana.

As in short for Henry The Eighth

"Hey Tom can you pick me up a hen"

by Drewan Oydll May 7, 2007

hens

a group of women prattling on about shit no one cares about and paying no fucking attention to anything going on around them; frequently seen on trains and at bars.

Sorry dude, I couldn't get a seat on the train because some fat cunt hens were clogging up the doorway.

by Pancho45 March 1, 2013

Hen

1) A female, ugly or not. a hen is a hen

Let's go out to this party to look for some hens.

by myspace.com/CptnjaCk68 February 19, 2009

The Hen

N. The hen is the ultimate bullshitter. He/She is constantly trying to deceive and/or prank you. The hen is not to be trusted under any circumstance. Most politicians are hens.

V. To deceive constantly

N. Arlen Specter is the hen. He deceived Republican voters for many years before revealing himself as a Democrat.

V. Arlen Specter henned Republicans for like 50 years.

by pclark21 May 24, 2011

Henning

When a group of women stand or sit in a circle and a.) gossip about other women b.) talk about nonsensical and/or useless information like Bravo, shopping, celebrities or Candy Crush c.) bitch about their husbands/fiancees/boyfriends who are making fun of them for their henning practices.

"Look at our wives over there, Henning it up."

by Man Week! August 18, 2013

Hen

This word is suitable for all occasions. You can call someone Hen when you greet them (hi hen), say good bye (bye hen), want their attention (HEN) or in a pervy way (oh hi hen) Or even just for the hell of it. Hen does not discriminate. It doesnt care if your male, female, gay, straight, black or white. Everyone can be called Hen!! But the most apt i think is AWH HEN. This can be used to break long or awkward silences or even when you have no idea what to say.

For example... *friend* - I've just been told i have 2 weeks to live *You* - Awh hen

by Rachem April 22, 2009

hen

The rotisserie chicken available at Giant Market deli section, occasionally going on special for buy one get one free and causing many to experience overwhelming glee.

Harken! For I wish to consume hen as my midday meal!

by The Fiend March 7, 2004