henley bilbro

A girl who loves to play cake wars and is a peg uwu
Hey look it’s Henlerson! Wow yeyey it’s Henley Bilbro
by Henley Bilbro November 16, 2019
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Don Henley

The action of the male testes slapping against the female buttocks during an act of sexual intercourse.
by DJ Mixmaster phucnuts August 26, 2003
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henley girl

a teenaged girl who;
wears her hair in a messy bun
wears a denim skirt with tights/footless tights and pumps
wears a personalised hoodie
talks like a snob
shops in the oracle, reading
thinks she is a sloane.

henley is a part of reading, uk, which these girls orignated from.
their parents are rich twats.
they often - but not always - go to a public school, play lacrosse etc.
Bridgette: Hello Zara, lets go over to FCUK in the Oracle and get us some t-shirts!

Zara: Oh no Bridgette, I was thinking about going over to Broad Street Mall and getting some of those personilsed hoodies - like the ones Bethany and Chloe have!

Bridgette: Safe!

Zara: I love being a henley girl!

(all this is said in an increadbly posh and pretencious voice - even the term 'safe')
by !!!!!!!!!!1 December 9, 2008
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Henley's Drive-by

When walking past a young, middle class, caucasian male who is bouncing along the street, fully clad in wannabe-gangster Henley's gear, a Henley's Drive-By is putting your fingers in the shape of a gun and pretending to shoot them, so you can atleast pretend to free your streets of such a loser who'd obviously much rather be in the ghetto than living in a comfortable semi-detached house with his mum.
"Hey, look at that wigger over there! Who does he think he is in his Henley's hoody?"
"Yeh, definately think he needs a Henley's Drive-by".
by You ain't got no hope October 4, 2009
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Henley effect

Any man is instantly more attractive when wearing a Henley shirt (collarless, long-sleeve, 2-5 buttons coming down from the middle of the neckline, often waffle textured).

The same way that men often looks their best in suits or tuxes, Henley shirts offer the same boost, but in a more casual outfit.

Henley refers to the style, not a specific brand.
Maybe it’s just the Henley Effect, but Jason looks really cute today…
by cptnlauren August 9, 2023
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Henley Royal Regatta

An event which occurs every summer late June early July when poshingtons gather from around the globe to watch races whilst teenagers have a pissup, resulting in many fights, injuries and alchol being stolen/confiscated. Altogether a good night.
Dude 1: Dude were you at Henley Royal Regatta?
Dude 2: Yeah was getting proper wasted but had my alcohol confiscated.
Dude 1: yeah that posh guy gave me a dirty look.
Dude 2: I know didn't even see any rowing!
by jackjamess July 7, 2010
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Henley Middle School

An alright, very white middle school. Across the street from Brownsville Elementary school. Lots of people walk to a nearby coffee shop called Grit. Everyone puts stickers on their laptops too. Also Very Privileged.
by definetlynotlinnea May 29, 2019
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