somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
Get the hairy hamish the chunky monkey mug.Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.
by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011
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"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023
Get the Hair monkey mug.someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
Get the monkey hair tickler mug.Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
by pinballpickup August 31, 2006
Get the Talk the hair off a monkey. mug.You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023
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