Gumpher

A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.

"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"

by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010

Gymphomaniac

Like a nymphomaniac, but walks with a limp; a horny, overly sexual person that also limps.

"Uh-oh, here comes Gimpy Glenn."
"Stay away from him, I hear he's a Gymphomaniac"

by dian-az2 January 8, 2010

gumphumper

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.

Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017

gymples

Post workout acne. Pimples caused by not washing your face and letting the sweat dry after going to the gym.

Gym bro: Watch out dude, if you dont wash your face after your high intensity work out, you'll get nasty gymples.
Gym bro 2: right on bro, good lookin' out lol

by Mmosley November 1, 2017

Gymshark

Tell me you take sarms or steroids without telling me or lying that you’re a natty.

That’s just a stereotype yes. But it’s a stereotype for a reason bc guys who wear Gymshark are infact according to a study, more likely to be enhanced, spray tan & grease themselves as well as going to planet fitness just to check themselves out hoping girls are noticing them.

by Justaguy31 November 29, 2021

Gympie

One hell of a place

when gympie flooded it was a bloody classic

by Gympie_yokel_lokel October 21, 2003

gmph

A sound that can replace any word in the English language.

A: How are you today?
B: *gmph"

A:Where did C go?
B: *gmph"

A: What is a splink?
B: *gmph*

by CC_gmph August 29, 2009