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GymBro

A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.

The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie

(Brodie struts over)

Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.

(Joshua backs away slowly)
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh November 29, 2022
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GymBro

A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.

The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie

(Brodie struts over)

Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.

(Joshua backs away slowly)
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh November 29, 2022
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GymBro

A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.

The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie

(Brodie struts over)

Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.

(Joshua backs away slowly)
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh November 29, 2022
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Gymbrozone

Similar to friendzone, refers to a state where you talk to the hottest guy or girl in the gym about butt sweat.
„she corrected your form and then left? Man, she put you in the Gymbrozone“
by Magarac January 18, 2024
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Gymbroni

A college or high school boy that sucks at climbing. Usually campuses climbs in rental shoes. Brings occasional girls in that sit and talk.
The gymbroni falls on the climb
by feabuiwi wefn April 9, 2026
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